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Joke of the Day
"A man in New York gets stabbed every 52 seconds... Poor bastard.."
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"Cop cars should play the jaws theme song"
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"Musical Contradiction Piano is my forte."
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"Ouija boards are officially obsolete, now that the dead can read messages addressed to them on Facebook."
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"Life hack: Stare into your Uber driver's eyes through the rear view mirror the entire time."