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Joke of the Day
"What do you call two gay guys in a sleeping bag? A fruit roll-up"
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"My favorite knock knock joke Knock Knock Who's there I eat mop I eat mop who. Say it out loud."
"How did the dog get into the locked cemetery at night? He used a skeleton key."
"Like a princess A man takes his girlfriend out on a date, and as they are leaving he says ""I'm going to treat you like a princess"". So they jump in his Mercedes and he drives into a wall."
"What do you call hiring German engineers to work on your overseas project? Krautsourcing"
"What did the ZERO say to the EIGHT? Nice belt"
"Why do people call memes ""dank""? Because they release dopameme!"
"Alphabet Soup I ate 4 bowls of delicious alphabet soup. After that I had a massive vowel movement."
"Some people are like Slinkies ... not really good for anything, but you can't help smiling when you see one tumble down the stairs."
"There are 2 types of people in the world Those who can extrapolate from incomplete data."