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Joke of the Day

"What is best to drink while eating Jewshi (Jewish sushi)? Oh, any kind of He-brew would be fine, I guess."

"What do you call a dad without jeans? A potato."

"True love is waking up in the middle of the night just to watch your laptop while it sleeps."

"What is the best method of separating juice? by concentration."

"How do you make four gay people happy? You flip over a stool."

"JOSH: Hey dad DAD: Oh my god is your name still Josh JOSH: Um yeah DAD: We're changing it JOSH: No please don- DAD: It's done ERIC: What the"

"You know what really grindes my gears? When I don't push the clutch down far enough."

"I wouldn't say I'm superstitious, just a little stitious."

"Donald Trump, Hillary Clinton, and Ted Cruz are left on a deserted island, Who survives? America."

"Me: I wonder what the wicked witch's name is. 7: Ding Dong. Me: What? 7: The song says, Ding Dong the Witch is dead. Me: Oh. My. God. "