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Joke of the Day

"I have so much uneaten hummus in my refrigerator, it's borderline racist."

"What's the difference between a black man and Batman? Batman can walk into a store without Robin."

"STOP EDITING YOUR PICS, what if you go missing? How tf can we find you if you look like Beyonce on Instagram but Waka Flocka in real life?"

"The Samsung Galaxy S6... The Samsung Galaxy S6 has a worse memory loss than your grandmother's Alzheimer [First joke, go easy, pretty please?]"

"Bars are one of the few places that will solve your problems & create your problems at the same time."

"I don't know why I thought Palm Sunday had something to do with masturbation. My apologies to those waiting to use the confessional."

"Why is it a bad idea to snort cocaine out of someone's butthole? It's been tainted"

"Hey, are you from Ireland? Because when I see you, my penis is Dublin"

"Dad would you like to save some money? I certainly would son. Any suggestions? Sure. Why not buy me a bike then I won't wear my shoes out so fast."

"What do you call a grandpa who couldn't understand why his email wanted to upload his attachment to share it? An old man yelling at the cloud"