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Joke of the Day
"Am I the only one that sees the irony? In a Christian calling Scientology crazy?"
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"Why did I break up with my vegan girlfriend? She refused to swallow animal by-products."
"How many antisocial guys does it take to change a flat tire? Fuck you!"
"Vaginas are like weather. When it's wet, it's time to go inside"
"The baby spit up on my Xbox so I had to get rid of it... I'm gonna miss that baby..."
"Linda, this is embarrassing, but when I sent that email that you were poetry in motion I meant to type pottery. You look like a jug."
"Must have been a tough childhood for the Redskins quarterback... Growing up knowing your parents are Cousins."
"A Roman walks into a bar.... A roman walks into a bar and holds up two fingers. ""5 pints please."""
"A man walked into his house... A man walked into his house and was delighted when he discovered that someone had stolen all of his lamps."
"How long is a short circuit? As long as it takes to ***find*** it!"