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Joke of the Day

"1 Bitcoin = 19.62 USD. What does it say about your economy when imaginary internet money is worth more than your ""Real World Money""?"

"if america goes the way of greece, we'll be ending all our words with ""ous."" that's ridiculous! omg, it's already started"

"So i stole this joke from I Love Lucy, So a woman walks into a restaurant The woman says to the waiter, ""Two pork chops, and make them lean."" And the waiter says, ""Yes, ma'am. Which way?"""

"How do Italians light their dynamite? With a fuse-illi."

"I just slept with Pinnochio. No strings."

"My wife went ape-shit when she caught me doing shots with her sister. She knew we were doing them, she just never realized they were cum shots."

"Every Scooby-Doo mystery could be solved by asking, ""1: Who is your most disgruntled employee?"" and ""2: Does he have access to a mask shop?"""

"Never trust an Adam... ...because they make up everything."

"Sure, your carpenter could turn water into wine, Father. Now let ME tell you about a plumber who can increase his size by eating mushrooms."

"The Better Paleo Diet I'm on the Paleo diet, except I'm the caveman who discovered Snickers."