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Joke of the Day

"Why Hitler used uBoots? Because the enemy did nazi them coming."

"[Marriage Counseling] Her: he always mixes two common sayings together that aren't relevant Me: well, blood is thicker than the early bird"

"Did you hear about the genetic study on diarrhea? They say it runs in your genes."

"If the Army has chaplains, what does the Navy have? Ship monks."

"And as they were eating, Jesus took content and linked to it, giving it to his disciples, and said, 'Take, eat; this is my brand'"

"PROPOSAL: Rebrand shootings as ""late-term abortion."" Watch the GOP scramble to stop them."

"I like my women like I like my antiques. . . Oriental and fragile."

"Here's one you might know... There once was a man from Peru who dreamed he was eating his shoe he woke with a fright in the middle of the night to find that his dream had come true."

"Who is the best Jewish cook? Hitler."

"My ex-wife is like Barbie... The bitch has everything."