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Joke of the Day

"when asked about the future of artificial intelligence.... some people say it will be a catastrophic cataclysmic calamity.... and some people say that's what she said."

"What do you call an asian who flies planes? A pilot."

"Why couldn't Edward leave Russia? Because he was Snowden."

"Jews rated their trip to Auschwitz. They all gave it one star."

"What do you call the science of knives? Cutting edge technology."

"My mood ring was recently stolen. I'm not sure how I feel about it."

"The next terrorist attack has apparently been launched in the stall next to me in this Target bathroom."

"A man with ejaculatory disorder ran up behind me... Jesus he really came out of nowhere."

"How do you know if your roommate is gay? When his Dick tastes like shit"

"How do you know if your wine was made in the 90's? It smells like teen spirit."