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Joke of the Day

"What's ISIS favourite meal? Turkey! Its the bomb!"

"What looks like a dog sounds like a dog eats like a dog but isn't a dog? A pup."

"ME: ""I'll have a rum & coke."" HIM: ""I can't serve you."" ME: ""Because I'm too drunk?"" HIM: ""No. 'cause this is a hardware store."""

"As a German, you know what really grinds my gears? Nothing. Our engineering is perfect."

"If Goku used his kamehameha at Jesus Then Jesus is doomed, because even if he blocks the kamehameha, it would spill through the holes in his hands."

"Jesus walked into a tavern and saw a man who could not walk. He said, ""FRIEND, HAVE YOU BEEN INVOLVED IN AN ACCIDENT AT WORK THAT WASN'T YOUR FAULT?!"""

"What do you call a blonde in the freezer? Her parents named her Cindy so we should probably continue to call her that. She was supposed to graduate tomorrow."

"So three Hahnium atoms walk into a bar, HA HA HA"

"My girlfriend is so ungrateful. Whenever I give her an orgasm... ... she just spits it out."

"Q: How can you make a slow horse fast? A: Don't give him any food."