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Joke of the Day
"I really hate to get religious on here, but have you seen the thigh gap on Jesus. DAYUM!"
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"What do you call a raft full of black people? Smoke on the water. ... My most sincere apologies."
"I got an e-mail saying At Google Earth we can read maps backwards!' I thought, ""That's just spam."""
"Why is Nazi cooking horrible? Because everything is burnt but with a Jewey center."
"Which state serves the smallest soft drinks? Minnesota."
"Be safe this weekend, otherwise your dumb friends will end up telling some local news reporter how you were always the ""life of the party."""
"Give a man a fish... Give a man a fish, he eats for a day. Teach a man to google, he quits asking dumbass questions."
"What was the middle aged man charged with when he was found fondling a calf? Sexual Moolestion"
"My son walks in on me masturbating. He asks me what am i doing. I say, don't worry son you will be doing it soon. Why dad? he asks. Because my arm is getting tired"
"I wish my grass was more emo. Then it would cut itself."