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Joke of the Day
"Which state serves the smallest soft drinks? Minnesota."
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"The poorest man can be rich if he gets a bunch of money."
"I've just invented a new word. plagiarism"
"It seems like everything is made in China... ...except for babies. They're made in VaChina"
"Why can't SCAT be legally banned? I could've gone my whole life without seeing that shit."
"What is the difference between Feminist, Hitler, and Elizabeth Bathory Feminist with accomplish nothing before dying."
"I leave the window open at night hoping a drunk criminal will accidentally drop a bag of money inside while trying to break in."
"What did the psychiatrist say to the man who walked into his office wearing nothing but saran wrap? I can clearly see you're nuts."
"My sons kidnappers: if u ever want to see your son alive, press 1. Para Espanol marque dos Me: ugh i just want to speak to a real person"
"How come I was wide awake while watching the Wall Street sewuel CAUSE MONEY NEVER SLEEPS!!!"