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Joke of the Day
"Which state serves the smallest soft drinks? Minnesota."
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"A marijuana plantation was set on fire witnesses claim a dragon is responsible."
"""Bill, I'm beginning to think my wife might be cheating on me..."" ""What makes you say that, Tim?"" ""Well, you're standing naked in my closet..."""
"As a member of Destiny's Child, Kelly Rowlands was one of the most famous and beautiful women in the world.. ..'s friend. From Frankie Boyle."
"Why do felines always win board games? Because they are cheetahs."
"Oxymoron Black people"
"What's the difference between a catfish and a lawyer? One's a bottom-feeding scum-sucker and the other one's a fish."
"I wrote a terrible race joke today. My friends told me never to tell it. Here it is: Why was the white man chasing the black man? Because he was in first place."
"How do you get a fat girl into your bed? Piece of cake."
"What did the square say to the triangle? You're outta line!"