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Joke of the Day
"What was the middle aged man charged with when he was found fondling a calf? Sexual Moolestion"
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"Trying anal is like Washing dry hands with wet soap... ...it doesn't feel the same, but its getting the same job done..."
"Oh, it's your ""birthday month?"" That's nice, grown adult. I hope you don't survive it."
"Son: Dad, why'd you name me Achilles? He's from Greek mythology. Dad: Well son, you broke through the trojan wall."
"Why did Daenerys cross the road? To be that much closer to crossing the ocean."
"The last time I danced at a party, someone told me I looked like a wildebeest on a frozen lake."
"Knew a Muslim kid in college who was notorious for being late to everything. We called him 9/12."
"Father is talking with his son DAD: Whaddya got there, son? SON: Soy milk. DAD: Hola milk, soy tu padre."
"[NSFW] What is the best engine ever made in this world? A vagina! 1. It takes any size pistons. 2. It auto lubricates itself 3. every 28 days it performs automatic oil changes."
"What led to the discovery of gravitational waves? A simple game of hopscotch: Me v. Yo Mama"