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Joke of the Day

"Get out, RUN! That DM was coming from INSIDE THE HOUSE"

"I can't believe you ""accidentally"" let it slip into her butt! Dick move, asshole."

"I just got invited to a Game of Thrones themed wedding I think those bastards are going try to kill everyone"

"Why does a redneck find his cousin more attractive than a stranger? Because it's all relative."

"Why is there no gambling in Africa? Too many cheetahs"

"Don't be that crazy person who collects cats. Collect something else instead like toenails."

"After significant research, I can confirm that toddlers will not go away if you ignore them."

"Why did the hooker get a vagina implanted on her hip? She wanted to make some money on the side."

"What a weird thing that a Presidential candidate is like ""I tried to stab my friend"" & his opponents are like ""no you didn't."""

"Fucking dick shit condoms"