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Joke of the Day
"What do you get from a short-legged cow? Dragon milk!"
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"Has your mom ever caught you masturbating in the closet? Great hiding spot, isn't it?"
"Why was the dyslexic atheist a cat person? He doesn't believe in dog."
"I wrote a college paper about government agencies slowly encroaching on internet privacy. It's called ""NSA: An Essay."""
"What do you call a gay man who just got fired? A canned fruit!"
"George W Bush kept us safe just like how abstinence education kept Bristol Palin unpregnant."
"My girlfriend told me her head hurt. I said, ""No it doesn't, I really enjoy it."""
"There's a wormhole in the center of my bagel.... ""Of course, that's not a Cinnamon-Rosen bagel....you bought an EINSTEIN-Rosen bagel!"""
"the scariest thing about teenage girls is all they have to do is laugh near you and they instantly make you feel like total shit"
"Excuse me - can you tell me the way to the Staten Island Ferry? Thpeaking."