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Joke of the Day

"Sometimes, my secretary reminds me of my wife. I was unbuttoning her shirt the other day during our lunch break when she said, ""Remember, you have a wife."""

"Apparently ""What inning is it?"" is not a valid Football related question. Sports are hard."

"I like my women how I like my video on VLC player always on top"

"If you blew up Mount Rushmore, what crime would you have committed? Four counts of defacing a national monument."

"I told my wife that if she has any problems she can talk to me like she talks to her girlfriends so we're discussing why I'm such a idiot."

"What's a baby's favorite type of tea? Tit-tea"

"Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay they'd be baygulls (bagels get it?)."

"Did you know that Iceland... ...is only one sea away from Ireland?"

"What does my brothers wife and a Chevrolet have in common? They're both extremely high maintenance"

"What do you tell a girl who won't stop asking for a tampon? Put a sock in it."