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Joke of the Day

"GF: every time we fight you start interpretive dancing *i dance beautifully for 12 minutes* GF: I DONT KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS!"

"What's the simplest way to prevent rape? Consent."

"I would think you'd have to be open minded... ...to be a brain surgeon."

"A duck walks into a bar... And the bartender says ""why is there a duck in my bar?"""

"Did you know that each condom has a serial number printed on it? I guess you have never had to roll it back that far."

"Asked my daughter to get me a glass of water & she brought me a glass of wine....she's either Jesus or I gotta remember the lies I tell her"

"what do you call a gathering of nuns a convent-tion"

"You know what I like to do? Answer my own questions."

"What's the best thing about fucking a 10 year old girl? Flipping her over and pretending she's a 10 year old boy."

"An old lady's beloved pair of pet rabbits died So she took them to the taxidermist to get them stuffed. The taxidermist asked her ""would you like them mounted?"" ""No"" she replied, ""just holding hands."""