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"Why can't the homeless ever get by in America? because there's no chaaaannggggeeeee"
"What do you call a potato shaped like a penis? A dictator."
"Guantuanamo Bay, Cuba, is the military code-word for ""Chuck Norris' basement""."
"Girl I like keeps putting me in the ""dad zone"" Good thing this weekend is Father's Day."
"A will is a dead giveaway."
"If I had a nickel for every time I had sex... ... I'd be a very cheap hooker."
"Josh tells his friend Steve, 'did you know 2 out of every 3 people live next to a paedophile?' Steve replies 'not me, I live next to two smoking hot 10 years olds'"
"Open your eyes, people! The Three Little Pigs was written by bricklayers."
"I asked him about his weekend, but apparently what happens in vagueness, stays in vagueness."