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Joke of the Day
"What is a bee Know any bee jokes"
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"Remember when you used to blow bubbles as a kid? I ran into him the other day, he wanted me to tell you hello..."
"What kind of tea is hard to swallow? Reality"
"Me: I have to lose weight. Me: I'm gonna exercise everyday. Me: I'm gonna go on a diet, eat healthy and hit the gym. Me: Is that cake?"
"What's the difference between a microwave oven and anal sex? One doesn't brown your meat."
"Freudian Slip. What Freud wore under his skirt when he cross dressed on weekends."
"Tomorrow...trade cell phones with your significant other for the day...see how many of you are single by the end of the day..."
"How did Burger King get Dairy Queen Pregnant? He forgot to wrap his whopper!"
"Last night, my sexy Japanese friend asked me out for dinner. ""Hey, you wanna go for sushi? It's on me."" It's funny 'cause I paid the bill."
"My annoying little cousin is bragging about how he sleeps in a race car bed. Whatever, you little idiot.. I sleep in a real car."