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Joke of the Day

"My annoying little cousin is bragging about how he sleeps in a race car bed. Whatever, you little idiot.. I sleep in a real car."

"What's the penalty for bigamy? Two mothers-in-law."

"How many ADD kids does it take to change a lightbulb? Wanna go ride bikes? (xpost r/imgoingtohellforthis)"

"What did the fruit enthusiast do as he was dying? Prepear for the end."

"What do you milk you can't see? Pasteurized milk."

"not doing the peanut butter and the penis trick with the dog anymore. My son caught me and wants to know why my face is in the dog's crotch"

"Q: What do you call a dumb blonde behind a steering wheel? A: An air bag."

"Why old people don't have sex? Have you ever tried pulling a grilled cheese apart?"

"Two cows are standing in a field. One says to the other ""Are you worried about Mad Cow Disease?"" The other one says ""No, It doesn't worry me, I'm a horse!"""

"Bound by notifications, we are the Fellowship of the Ding."