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Joke of the Day
"How did Burger King get Dairy Queen Pregnant? He forgot to wrap his whopper!"
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"The employee got fired from Pepsi because he tested positive for coke."
"Coworker: What did you do on vacation? Me: Didn't come to work. Coworker: I know that! Me: Good. Glad you understand how vacations work."
"What sits in the kitchen and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing its hair with an apple peeler"
"4 out of 5 urologists... ...smell their apple juice before they drink it."
"Have you heard about the Polish strip club? There are Poles everywhere."
"A married man and his friend are talking. Friend: how's your daughter? Man: we haven't had one yet. Friend: after last night, you will in 9 months."
"Why do they eat snails in France? They don't like fastfood"
"Tinder - Indian Edition Heard about the Indian edition of the Tinder dating app? No matter how many times you swipe, it keeps showing the same (arranged) partner."
"Someone tweeted today that they were ""29-ish"" and I didn't know you could ""ish"" 15 years."