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Joke of the Day
"Freudian Slip. What Freud wore under his skirt when he cross dressed on weekends."
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"Why do people think Saint Stephen was a marijuana addict? He was stoned to death."
"If I had a dollar for every time I thought of you... ...I would start thinking about you"
"How many plug-in air fresheners does it take to mask the decay of human flesh? I'm asking for for a friend."
"You: ""Whale you be my Valentuna?"" Me: ""Dolphinately."""
"Jokes About Canada I've been trying to think of jokes about Canada. I could rib on universal health care, maple syrup, or ""sorry"". But no matter what I think of, it always ends up feeling sort of eh."
"I had to take the batteries out of my carbon monoxide detector. All the beeping was giving me a headache and making me sleepy."
"What is Hitler's least favorite month? Jew-ly EDIT: how about jan-jew-ary, or jewne?"
"What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? ""Make me one with everything."""
"I was in a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words..."