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Joke of the Day
"I asked Siri to tell me a joke She turned the front-facing camera on"
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"When I was a kid my Fairy-Godmother asked me if I wanted a long penis or a long memory I can't remember what did I chose!"
"The Bride of Frankenstein Dr. Frankenstein: I took the Bride Of Frankenstein to the Caribbean last month. Igor: Jamaica? Dr. Frankenstein: Yes."
"Instead of a happy ending the masseuse gave me an indie movie ending. She stopped suddenly at a random point and left everything unresolved."
"My wife and I have a new arrangement. I can sleep with any woman I want, but she doesn't speak to me or live with me anymore."
"My neighbor is crazy. After playing some Justin Bieber at high volume at 7 o'clock this morning, he commited suicide by shooting himself 8 times in the back with my gun."
"[oc] What do you call a 100 year old whale? A hunchback whale."
"If there's one thing I'm better at than everyone else... It's humility."
"I robbed a lamppost with words printed on it. It's ok, I didn't get in trouble though. You don't get karma from text posts."
"Ted Cruz takes his religious values very seriously He always pulls out before finishing"