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Joke of the Day

"I robbed a lamppost with words printed on it. It's ok, I didn't get in trouble though. You don't get karma from text posts."

"There is still hope for for Hillary Clinton Nelson Mandela became President after 27 years in prison."

"I wasn't lying, I was just writing fiction with my mouth."

"What's the difference between Finebros and Humiliation pornstars? Humiliation pornstars get the money they want."

"My house was haunted, so I got it exorcised by an expert. Unfortunately, I couldn't afford the payment and it got repossessed."

"I used to think I had an ass that prison inmates would die for, now, I don't know."

"I like my women like I like my bikes. Chained up and locked down in my garage."

"PSA: If your kid bumps into me one more time with your shopping cart I will unhinge my jaw and swallow him whole."

"How does Anakin Skywalker get around the Death Star? He takes the elevader. *Sith floor, please.*"

"Guys, it could be worse. Male random baldness could have been a thing."