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Joke of the Day

"The Bride of Frankenstein Dr. Frankenstein: I took the Bride Of Frankenstein to the Caribbean last month. Igor: Jamaica? Dr. Frankenstein: Yes."

"A termite walks into a bar... and asks, ""is the bar tender here?"""

"What's the difference between a woman and a computer? You only have to punch information into a computer once."

"What are the hottest days during summer? Sun-days"

"Why Doesn't Humpty Dumpty Believe in Anything? Because he's an EGGnostic!"

"doctor: ""how much exercise do you do per week?"" me: ""um.. does sex count? doctor: ""yes"" me: ""absolutely none"""

"Why do female skydivers use tampons? So they don't whistle on the way down! (Ba-dum tish)"

"Why is titty fucking a girl the most romantic way to make love? Because it's when you're closest to her heart."

"He told me he wanted a dirty girl so I didn't shower for two weeks. Now he won't return my calls. Forget women, MEN and their mixed signals!"

"Guys insult each other and don't really mean it. Girls compliment each other and don't really mean it either"