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Joke of the Day

"[oc] What do you call a 100 year old whale? A hunchback whale."

"A photon checks into a hotel and is asked if he needs any help with his luggage ""No, I'm travelling light"" \[]/"

"19 and 20 got in a fight 21"

"The best thing about fucking 26 year olds is... there's 26 of them."

"[OC] Why did Caitlyn Jenner lose custody rights of her kids? Her kids couldn't see her anymore, she was a trans-parent."

"Knock knock Who's there. Nobody. Nobody who. (And so concludes this joke from my 3yr old. We think it's pretty good.)"

"Some small people that I don't know think I'm strange To me they're a little stranger"

"In my dog's mind he's saving the world, one tree at a time."

"Winter is great because it gets dark earlier and you can get a head start on your shady activities."

"what do you call a retarded person who crapped their pants down in the dump."