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Joke of the Day
"Ted Cruz takes his religious values very seriously He always pulls out before finishing"
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"Relationships are a lot like algebra Have you ever looked at your X and wondered Y?"
"We finally have definitive proof that Osama bin Laden is dead. He just registered to vote in Chicago."
"""Women are crazy!"" ""Did one try to murder you unprovoked?"" ""No I just disappeared from her life with no notice & she went all PSYCHO on me."""
"Daisy who? Knock knock Who's there? Daisy. Daisy who? DAISY ME ROLLIN, THEY HATIN"
"Twitter should give you 5,000 followers when you start and then you have to try and lose them."
"[Lady is being robbed] ""Help, Social Media Man!"" [Social Media Man swoops in & creates a facebook page called Mugging Is Bad]"
"One day a guy named Matt banged a waitress and nine months later a mattress was born haha just messin around on this website."
"Where does the president keep his armies? In his sleevies"
"Scariest thing ever: when a kid sings a nursery rhyme really slow."