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Joke of the Day
"I don't even have a theory where Malaysia is."
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"A priest and a rabbi are walking and spot a little boy The priest says, ""let's fuck him."" The rabbi says, ""out of what?"""
"Baby, let's configure our hard drives in master and slave position."
"What do you call? What do you call an anorexic with a east infection? A quarter pounder with cheese."
"What's the difference between a group of intelligent midgets and a girls xc team? One is a group of cunning runts and the other is a group of running cunts."
"What do you call a group of Beavers? A hens nights"
"What do you call a bunch of furries, an all girls volleyball meet, and a video game tournament? Genesis 3."
"b b q why is it that latinos don't bar b que? the rice and beans keep falling thru the grill"
"What did the Nihilist whisper into his lover's ear? Sweet Nothings."
"Amazon Asked Me to Write a Review Amazon asked for feedback on the used telescope I bought from their site. I was honest with my review: ""This telescope sucked. Two Stars."""