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Joke of the Day

"I don't even have a theory where Malaysia is."

"Why is it always so sunny in Firefly and Serenity? Because they only have one season."

"Why do they write PIZZA all over the box???? what else could possibly be in there???"

"Whenever I accidentally watch the Bravo channel, the last thing that comes to mind is the word, ""Bravo!"""

"Guys who try to pick up women on Twitter are a bit sad... Ladies, if you agree, DM me your number so we can talk about it..."

"I could tell you a bad, groan-worthy pun about an angry bowler who lashes out and ""strikes"" a fellow bowler, but I'll spare you."

"Why did the bee go to the doctor? Because he had hives."

"Pizza slices are like fucks. I give none."

"My daughter told me she wanted a puppy for Christmas... I told her ""you're eating turkey like everyone else""."

"Coming Out Girl: Dad Dad: yeah? Girl; I have Bad News Dad: What Is It Sweetie?? Girl: I'm A Lesbian... Dad: Ok... Other Sister: I'm Lesbian Too Dad: Does Anyone In This Family Like Boys!!! Son; I Do"