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Joke of the Day
"Why did the bee go to the doctor? Because he had hives."
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"[party] ME: I'm uncomfortable BF: Just mingle ME: Do I introduce myself? BF: We're at your family reunion"
"Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he's dead."
"How many Jewish mothers does it take to change a lightbulb? Don't worry about changing the lightbulb. I'll just sit here in the dark."
"Mexican word of the day ""Budweiser"" That women over there has a nice body, budweiser face so ugly?"
"If you believe in the end of the world tomorrow... I'm going to keep making end of the world jokes like there's no tomorrow"
"""Morning sickness"" should also be used to describe the hatred of waking up in the morning. ""Sorry I was rude. I had morning sickness."""
"Do you even Choo Choo? Because you are a ""Damn Girl"" Karma train"
"How did the guy from Kentucky find his sister in the woods? Pretty good!"
"Imagine how much self-control the people who make bubble wrap must have."