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Joke of the Day
"Why is it always so sunny in Firefly and Serenity? Because they only have one season."
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"How to kiss: 1-open your mouth 2-wider 3-wider 4-unhinge jaw 5-summon the Dark Overlord"
"So I woke up to a blowjob this morning... That's the last time I fall asleep with my mouth open"
"I heard there was a website to find missing sausage.... But I couldn't find the link"
"Two types of people from small towns: 1. Let's leave after high school and find culture! 2. Where is everyone? Better make some new people!"
"Once I found out masturbating was an addiction, I just knew that I had no choice but to beat it."
"Why was the shower crying It was being used."
"What color are mirrors? I don't know, let's reflect on this."
"What is the difference between acne and gay men? Acne only attacks little boys when they reach puberty"
"Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? She caused frequent blue-screens and IRQ time-out errors."