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Joke of the Day

"Why do they write PIZZA all over the box???? what else could possibly be in there???"

"Kelloggs is introducing a new Game of Thrones inspired breakfast cereal. Oberyn Crunch."

"What is the most overused force in science? Van der Waals."

"Want to hear a joke about ebola? You probably won't get it."

"*crawls out of your television and tries to kill you* I'm not like other girls."

"To screw in a light bulb, how many Yodas does it take?"

"What kinda vegetables like to party? Lettuce turnip da beet!"

"Two guys meet at a bar. ""My wife ran off with my best friend Peter..."" ""Oh no, when did this happen?"" ""Yesterday."" ""And since when is Peter your best friend?"" ""Yesterday!"""

"I wish the Antiques Roadshow guy had just told me how much my swords were worth without getting all nosy about where the blood came from."

"HER: I have something I want to tell u ME: me too HER: *smiles coyly* same time? ME: sure HER: 1,2,3 I LOVE YO- ME: ONE TIME I ATE DOG FOOD"