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Joke of the Day

"Why do you never see any ancient Central American civilizations anymore? They're all M.I.A. ^^^Mayan, ^^^Incan, ^^^Aztec"

"I am genderfluid I sexually identify as mayonnaise. If you can't stand it than you neeed to ketchup."

"What do feminists do in Halloween? They go Triggertreating."

"What do Trump supporters and Flat Earthers have in common? They both hate globalists."

"Pearl Harbour 9/11'd Josh Hartnett's career. Three disasters in seven words that make a fully coherent sentence. Can anyone do better?"

"So Saudi Arabia Was Elected Head Of The Human Rights Panel..."

"[NBA Postgame] *LeBron wearing his fake glasses* ""Questions? Yes, Lois Lane from Daily Planet"" ""Yeah hi. I'll wait til LeBron comes out"""

"What's a Grecian Urn? Nothing, they're bankrupt."

"Hulk Hogan walks into a tanning salon and drops a saddle on the counter. ""Make me look like this brother!"""

"[Robbery] Sloth Man: I'll use my powers to make the criminals fall asleep. *Runs to bank* *Reaches bank 18 hrs later* SM: How'd they escape?"