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Joke of the Day

"Why do you never see any ancient Central American civilizations anymore? They're all M.I.A. ^^^Mayan, ^^^Incan, ^^^Aztec"

"Q: Why did the chicken say ""Meow oink bow-wow and moo?"" A: He was studying foreign languages."

"I bet when David Hasselhoff gets too drunk he roams the streets screaming ""KITT!"" When he can't find his car."

"I used to think that revenge was a dish best served cold But then I learned that it's an expression meaning to get back at somebody. Courtesy of Norm MacDonald"

"What is the Revenant about? The unbearable lengths one man will go to get his revenge and win an Oscar."

"Alcoholics don't run in my family... ...they mostly stumble around and bump into things."

"I've never had anyone at hello."

"What do a slinky and your mother in law have in common? They're both fun to watch tumble down stairs."

"[breaks into your house] [steals your shoes] [walks a mile in them] [judges you]"

"British men is visiting Australia. Learn: The man at customs asks him ""Do you have a criminal record?"" The British man replies ""I didn't think you'd need one to get into Australia any more."""