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Joke of the Day
"Shall I tell you the joke about the bed? No because it hasn't been made up yet."
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"Hand holding: You know why men hold their wife's/ girlfriend's hand in shopping malls? Because if he doesn't , she will shop."
"One guacamole is... equal to 6.0221415 x 10^23 guaca's."
"Doctor doctor I feel so short! No problem. Hop up on the couch."
"Gay Marriage Licenses So, 22 counties in Alabama are refusing to issue gay marriage licenses on the grounds that they believe in the traditional marriage of a man and his sister."
"What do you do if your girlfriend starts smoking? Slow down and use some Lube."
"Tiger Woods says he's been ""blown away"" by the reception from fans. Sometimes the setup doesn't need a punchline."
"Why did the Mexican fail English class? Because he refused to turn in his essays"
"Why did the man sleep after being run over by a car? Because he got tired."
"How do you turn a cow into a steak? You mootilate it."