75982
Joke of the Day
"How do you turn a cow into a steak? You mootilate it."
Next Joke
"I just want a man who can lick the crumbs from the bottom of a Pringles tube."
"I went to the Doctor for a checkup, and he started shoving toy horses up my ass He looked up and told me my condition was 'stable'"
"What has four legs and see just as well from either end? A horse with his eyes closed!"
"What's the difference between a Jew and a canoe? A Canoe tips."
"A warhorse walks into a bar... The barman says, ""why the long film?"""
"My wife always accuses me of having a favorite child. It's not true, I love Matthew and Not-Matthew equally."
"My bf thinks I'm obsessed with Linkin Park so he broke up with me... But in the end, it doesn't even matter"
"What's white and can't climb trees? A Refrigerator"
"Halloween is the second woman's day in the year You can see slutty drunk witches everywhere after dark."