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Joke of the Day

"Oh yeah? Well if I'm so gay like you say, then why do I have to think about my wife when I have sex with dudes, hmmm?"

"Why was the tomato blushing? It saw the salad Dressing"

"What do you get when you cross a stoner with a halo nerd? Masterchief"

"What do you call a bunch of homosexual African-American redditors? Black ops."

"My math teacher accused me of cheating, I can't help that my English teacher is hotter."

"Bill Clinton must be the luckiest man in the world. All of the sex he has, with Hillary, you know it's hate sex."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Army Ant ! Army Ant who ? Army Ants coming for tea then ?"

"Wait. I thought Fifty Shades of Grey was just a coloring book for dogs."

"Bumper sticker reads.... Voices inside my tells me everything is going to be ok"

"The waiter at the Mexican restaurant called me ""Amigo"". Am I in a gang now?"