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Joke of the Day

"Hand holding: You know why men hold their wife's/ girlfriend's hand in shopping malls? Because if he doesn't , she will shop."

"What's the difference between a jeweler and a jailer? One sells watches and one watches cells. Credit to DBZ. Edit: Not sure why this auto flared to religion...."

"www.reddit.com See Above."

"I watched Canadian porn today... 2 girls 1 Stanley Cup ----------------- Credit Jeff Ross"

"I only had kids so I'd have a valid excuse for always being late"

"Did you hear about that Native American who drank ten cups of tea one night? They found him dead the next day in his teepee"

"Every crime show turns into sitcom when the cops bring the husband for questioning and he asks, ""Why would anyone want to kill their wife?"""

"Why was the garbage man arrested? Because he was bin laden."

"How many Fat Acceptance Movement activists does it take to change a light bulb? You don't need to change your bulb. Light or heavy, you are beautiful and worthy of acceptance."

"Why can't the shepherd remember how many he had sex with? --- he keeps falling asleep when he counts them."