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Joke of the Day

"How do you test for pregnancy in Harlem? See if the tampon's cotton was picked."

"What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW? A porcupine has the pricks on the outside!"

"You know your girlfriend is too young when... ... you still have to make the airplane noise to get your cock in her mouth."

"A family books a room in a hotel... ... The father goes and says to the receptionist and says I hope the pornography is disabled here and the receptionist goes its normal pornography you sick bastard."

"My dad always warned me about anal. He said ""Son, this is going to hurt."""

"It'd be fun to release a gorilla in a gorilla suit at the mall and see the look on security's face when they pull off that first mask."

"What do you call a potato that's reluctant to try new things? A Hesi-tater"

"What small plant is used in war? The millitree."

"I asked my friend from North Korea how it was to live there. He said he couldn't complain."

"A bear walks into a bar.. *Goes up to the bartender* Bear: ""Hi, I'd like a gin...................and tonic."" Bartender: ""Sure, but what's with the big pause?"" *bear looks at own paws*"