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Joke of the Day

"You know your girlfriend is too young when... ... you still have to make the airplane noise to get your cock in her mouth."

"one tectonic plated bumped into another... ""Sorry my fault"""

"Why are DJ's called 'radio personalities' ? Because if they had the looks they'd be on TV."

"We need to keep kids off drugs. It's hard enough to find them without kids buying them too"

"Avoiding eye contact with co-workers is for rookies. Make eye contact and don't say anything as you pass"

"Have you heard of the new Divorced Barbie Doll? It comes with all of Ken's stuff!"

"mum is mad that she bought me a treadmill & i never use it. shes wrong; i put a burger on it just this morning and had it zoom into my mouth"

"I hate it when homeless people shake their Change cups at me..... I get it, you have more money than me. No need to be a dick about it."

"Teacher: You can do anything you set your mind to [I try to sneak outta class but somehow mess up the pull door twice] Except maybe that guy"

"Why are there no female serial killers? Because after the first kill, they have to tell someone."