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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW? A porcupine has the pricks on the outside!"

"What is green, fuzzy and very deadly if it falls on you out of a tree? A pool table."

"Why is the white guy the scariest guy in prison? You know he's guilty."

"Worst joke I could think of. A man walks into a bar, it hurt. Watch where the fuck you're going."

"I decided to put some ketchup in my eyes... ...but in Heinzsight, it wasn't a good idea."

"A joke my physics teacher told us Student: ""Did you get a haircut?"" Teacher: ""No I got them all cut."""

"The lady walking ahead of me sped up so I did, she began running so I did, she screamed so I did. I never even saw what we were running from"

"Her: You're all sweaty. Where have you been? *Flash back to an hour long struggle of me trying to separate 2 shopping carts* Me: The gym."

"In the Empire... In the Galactic Empire, there were two holonet channels. The first channel was Imperial propaganda, and the second was an Intelligence officer telling you to turn back to channel 1."

"If a man is alone in the forest and nobody is around to hear him, Is he still wrong?"