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Joke of the Day

"A family books a room in a hotel... ... The father goes and says to the receptionist and says I hope the pornography is disabled here and the receptionist goes its normal pornography you sick bastard."

"Bill Cosby walks up to a woman in a bar.. and says, ""Excuse me, would you like to play the rape game?"" ""NO!"" ""That's the spirit!"""

"A blind man walks into a bar.. And a table. And a chair."

"How many ears does Mr. Spock have? 3; The left ear, the right ear, and the final front ear."

"What happens to Nitrogen when the sun rises? It becomes Daytrogen."

"My wife is so sweet Every time she goes to a bar alone she gives me her wedding ring so I can think about her all night long."

"What's the difference between a feminist and a doormat? You might try and knock some mud off on the sidewalk before you step on the doormat."

"Which vitamine are feminists missing? D"

"HILARY AND THE TRUTH Hilary Clinton saying she is going to tell the truth is like an atheist saying 'God bless you.'"

"How do you know your wife is getting vat... ... you have to switch off the light during sex. Not because she's ugly but because the bulb burns your ass."