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Joke of the Day
"Why do Java programmers wear glasses? Because they can't C#."
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"Where's my cell? ""Right there."" That's not my phone. ""Yes it is. I cleaned it!"" My cell's white?"
"Dance like you're not the father"
"Do you think all these parents who named their daughters after flowers really gave much thought to how much teenage boys like to pluck?"
"Why is the pussy slit verticaly and not horizontaly? So it doesn't clap when running."
"If you're a Liverpool Fan you are currently doing one of these three things: 1) Defending Gerrard 2) Defending Suarez 3) Kissing your sister"
"What's the most useless thing on a woman? A drunk Irishman."
"How did the farmer grow his portfolio? Cornstock"
"*Will smith is alone in his corner, depressed* ""Won't Smith,"" he whispers"
"What do you call a joke with no punchline?"