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Joke of the Day

"I like to make a guy feel welcome in the morning by surrounding him with stuffed animals while he sleeps."

"My friend stabbed me with a pencil, I guess you could say I got the point."

"Two cows are standing in a field. One says to the other ""Are you worried about Mad Cow Disease?"" The other one says ""No, It doesn't worry me, I'm a horse!"""

"What does the 'B' in Benoit B Mandelbrot stand for? Benoit B Mandelbrot"

"What is Justin Timberlake's favourite Ukrainian river? The Crimea River."

"As bad as 2016 seems to be, it could be worse... You could have got a phone call from Charlie Sheen."

"I find it ironic that the colors red, white and blue stand for freedom until they are flashing behind you"

"How do you know this is OC? Its not on the front page"

"Last night my wife asked me how many women I have slept with I answered just you honey. I was awake with the rest of them."

"What do you call 100 blacks buried up to their necks? Afroturf."