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Joke of the Day

"what is the mods favorite joke? [deleted]"

"I dated Stephen Hawking but had to break it off. He just wasn't a very stand-up guy."

"I call my Asian friend Spongebob Because he's yellow and can't drive"

"You probably solved a problem which Einstein couldn't solve because he didn't see it"

"My mom once called me at 3am to tell me some long lost relative died and hung up on me when I asked if they'd still be dead at 8am."

"The UN general assembly."

"When I was in Paris, I got up early to get some food. They had this huge mushroom buffet. Portabella, shiitake; Breakfast of champignons"

"""That kid..."" That kid is so nerdy, he's as classy as Frank Sinatra, haha... Wait..."

"I can't see my Dad now he's had a sex change He's trans-parent"

"Next time you wave, use all your fingers."