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Joke of the Day

"Apparently, Cesar Milan, the Dog Whisperer is divorced. I guess she was the only bitch he couldn't train."

"yo mama is Yo' Mama is so ugly, her imaginary friend played with other kids."

"Bunnyprofessor"

"How can you tell that a politician lies? His lips are moving"

"My friend used to play sports. Then she realized you can buy trophies. Now she's good at everything."

"Did you guys hear about the constipated mathematician? He worked it out with a pencil"

"The Welsh were among the first to use sheep intestines as condoms.... The English perfected them by removing them from the sheep before using."

"Did you hear about the gay midget? He came out of the cupboard"

"A short philosophy joke... Rene Descartes is walking around a party when somebody asks him if he'd like something to drink. Descartes answers, ""I think not"" and promptly vanishes."

"My dad just told me I was conceived in a circlejerk... apparently things got out of hand."