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Joke of the Day
"Which type of bees make milk? Boo-bees"
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"When playing The Telephone Game, I like to whisper to the next person, ""I'm going to kill you,"" and then nod and smile encouragingly."
"Walking down the street today someone handed me a free air guitar... No strings attached..."
"What do you call a swashbuckler when he noticed you? A senpairate."
"I like my elections like I like my contract bridge. No Trump"
"Movies taught me that if your kid is talking to ghosts, alone in their room, leave that brat in there, and run while you're still alive."
"The Detective Who was the first electricity detective? Sherlock Ohms"
"What happens when a male prostitute trains another male prostitute? He takes him under his wang."
"What do you put on big rusty boobs? Double D 40"
"What do you call an autistic stoner? A baked potato"