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Joke of the Day

"Sarah Palin's political integrity. Because she's ~~a woman~~ an idiot."

"What do you call a trip to Spain gone horribly wrong? A Spain in the ass."

"Why chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side."

"Did you hear the one about Laurence the Roman Pot Smoker? It was High Larrius"

"What's the easiest way to confuse an anthropologist? Hold up a used tampon and ask him to identify which period it's from"

"What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idea. What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still no idea. What do you call a deer with no eyes no legs and no dick? Still no fucking idea"

"Why did Bill Nye crash his car? Because inertia is a property of matter."

"A horse walks into a bar He saddles up to the counter. The bartender asks ""Would you like a drink?"" The horse replies ""Neigh."" (I'm so sorry)"

"What do you call it when Professor X does a wheelie? Professor +"

"The supplement store said they were out of protein powder... 'No Whey!' I said"