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"Drugs are not a solution! Until you mix them with water"
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"Obama looks rough after the last 8 years in office. Still better than JFK after 2."
"What is Chuck Norris' ""best karate move""? Pork Chop!"
"Good luck to the 13 year old girl who is pregnant and wrote ""California"" for ethnicity on her clinic forms."
"Two fish are in a tank... One of them says ""hey, how do you drive this thing.."""
"I hope that the missing puzzle piece my 5 year old has been searching the house for has nothing to do with my 2 year old's burp."
"A dad says to his son, ""Son, if you don't stop masturbating you're gonna go blind!"" The son replies, ""Hey Dad, I'm over here!"""
"What did the ZERO say to the EIGHT? 0 - Nice belt. 8 - thank you :)"
"How many chores can horny maids do? 70. Cooking and 69."
"How many grammar nazi's does it take to change a light bulb How many grammar Nazis does it take to change a light bulb? FTFY."