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Joke of the Day
"Drugs are not a solution! Until you mix them with water"
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"I heard it's a good night to see the Perseid meteor shower . . . . . . but I haven't heard how it got dirty."
"Sexxist much? Q: how do you turn a dishwasher into a snow plow? A: give her a shovel."
"My 5-year-old blames me when things go wrong and takes all the credit when they go right. She'll be a CEO someday."
"My fan has two settings: - Barely moving. - Could propel a hovercraft across the Everglades."
"My roommate gets angry when I steal their kitchen utensils It's a whisk I'm willing to take"
"What's the difference between a good joke and a bad joke timing and delivery"
"ADDING BLONDE Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator? A: She couldn't find the 10 key."
"What do you call a content vowel? A Cheerio."
"Did you hear about the French Olympic race walker who pooped his pants mid race? At least he didn't oui in them too."