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Joke of the Day

"COLLEGE MEMORIES: After the girl I was kissing used my bathroom, I noticed my toilet seat was left up. So I asked if I could suck her dong."

"How does every Black joke start?... By looking over your shoulder"

"Vegan ribs are actually delicious! The hardest part is hunting down the vegan."

"how do you know when you are in love? When she taps you on the ass and says ""Its in *Love*"" **Taxi**"

"Guys I need help. What are the type of numbers you get when you take an integer and add it to itself? I can't even"

"Subway, Eat flesh. (If Hannibal Lector owned chain restaurants.)"

"I love pressing F5 It's so refreshing."

"Difference's Between two Jesus's What's the difference between a picture of Jesus and actual Jesus? It only takes one nail to hang a picture of Jesus."

"Me: Threesome? Wife: When pigs fly! Do I wish for flying pigs? Pro: Threesome Con: High bacon prices *has idea *starts building catapult"

"Everyone wears the left shoe last, Don't believe it? Proof: when we wear 1 shoe, the other one is left!"