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Joke of the Day

"Everyone wears the left shoe last, Don't believe it? Proof: when we wear 1 shoe, the other one is left!"

"Why do Chemists have so much debt? Because they have so much Antimony!"

"Whats blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint"

"There are rumors that Robert Pattinson from the ""Twilight"" movies may be the next Indiana Jones. If there is one thing I want with my rugged action heroes, it's a little bit of sparkle!"

"Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes."

"On $15 I could travel the world.. of Warcraft"

"What were the Kamikaze Pilot's last words? ""Watch this cause i'll only do it once."""

"I'm sorry Ms. Jackson (Oooooo)/ I am four eels/ Never meant to make your daughter cry/ I am several fish and not a guy"

"Tesco reported a 6.4bn loss.. I guess that's what you get for betting on horses!"

"If you say Donald Trump 3 times at night in front of a mirror, you will get deported..."