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Joke of the Day

"Difference's Between two Jesus's What's the difference between a picture of Jesus and actual Jesus? It only takes one nail to hang a picture of Jesus."

"Know what's the best part about my supervisor having an identical twin? I get to watch him die twice."

"I'm currently trying to remove all Cancers. Then I'll move on to Virgos."

"What do you get if 2 black men sleep in a sleeping bag? A twix bar"

"I was at my friend's house the other day and saw his dog licking its balls. ""Oh, I wish I could do that"" I said, my friend then replied back ""Give him a biscuit and he might let you"""

"Is it against the law for postal workers to smile or was it my audacity to mail something?"

"If you're offended by anything on my TL, whatever you do, do not look at the rest of the internet."

"How short-sighted of you to include a fax number in your email signature but not the coordinates of your zeppelin dock."

"Anyone hear the one.. Anyone hear the one about the messy bed? Yeah, I made it up."

"What do you call a dog with no legs? A log"