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Joke of the Day
"Vegan ribs are actually delicious! The hardest part is hunting down the vegan."
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"Why do the Scottish wear kilts? Because a sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away."
"Put your family down and pay attention to your phone."
"News has just come in that The Mars Rover has discovered a member of the feline species while exploring. Unfortunately, Curiosity killed the cat. Edit: this is /u/Onetap1's joke, credit goes to him"
"One did one butt cheek say to the other butt cheek? The hallway stinks."
"Cutbacks on HealthCare are really starting to show. I went for my prostate exam today, and instead of lube the doc spat on my asshole"
"What do you call an organised rebellion with twice as many people as usual? A sedan d'etat."
"I once dated a girl with a conch shell tattooed on her inner thigh... If you put your ear up to it you could smell the ocean"
"Why is Reddit different from Facebook? [removed]"
"what do a toddler and a case of new pencils have in common? They are both pointless."