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Joke of the Day

"It only takes a few seconds to show someone how you feel about them. The police call it indecent exposure but whatever...."

"conjunctivitis.com... ... It's a site for sore eyes."

"""Who let the dogs out?!"" - Pavlov getting angry"

"""Do you come here often"", she asked... ""No, usually in my belly button"", I replied."

"When somebody yells ""Last one in is a rotten egg,"" Chuck Norris is never the rotten egg."

"I scream, you scream, we all scream because we just witnessed a horrific highway wreck with multiple fatalities."

"What do you call a doe that swerves all over the road? A rackless driver..."

"How many moderators does it take to change a lightbulb? [deleted]"

"What do you call a gay milkman? A dairy queen."

"What do you call a German virgin? Gudentite"